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Ani: How come whenever Merry and Pippin get in trouble, Gandalf only gets mad at Pippin and not Merry?
Luke: Hmm... Gandalf likes short men with girl names...
Aryan: So if I were Gandalf, Ani would be Merry.
Ani: HEY!