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#3912 + ()/195 - [ Report ]
Mr. Auerbach: So I'm taking this class at GMU, but the teacher's big thing is really getting middle school boys interested in reading. So he goes around to middle schools and turns the boys on to reading...
Class: *laughing*
Mr. Auerbach: TO READING. That's the key phrase there. TO READING. -
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// Mr. Auerbach is checking CS final projects - a and b have made MASH
Mr. Auerbach: What!? I have no kids?
Mr. Auerbach: But I'm married to Scarlett Johansson.
A: ... If you live in a shack, you won't have Scarlett Johansson.
Mr. Auerbach: She loves me for my inner beauty. -
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// In compsci talking about computer science extra credit
Mr. Auerbach: I'm being generous enough.
Drew: Whenever you think that you're being too generous, think about the impoverished starving kids in Africa.
Mr. Auerbach: Well, maybe you'd like to join them, eh?
Random kid (muttering): For extra credit points, maybe... -
#3193 + ()/75 - [ Report ]
// Story-time in compsci...
A: So we were at Starbucks and then this girl who's college-age comes in screaming that she can't sit outside because it's awkward.
Mr. Auerbach: Awkward?
A: Yeah.
Mr. Auerbach: How can it be awkward outside? Was it like raining ex-boyfriends?
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// Introducing vectors in precalc
Mr. Auerbach: One common application of vectors is in forces in physics. The units of force are Newtons, also known as kilograms... meters per... something...
Mr. Auerbach: Give me a break, it's been a long time since I ignored Dr. Dell in physics and played Connect Four instead.
