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#1757 + (+31)/39 - [ Report ]

// On the bus, discussing how to get Dan Macey to shut up
Tom: We should get some cock and cock his mouth up.
*Bus erupts into laughter*
Tom: NO! Caulk! C-A-U-L-K!!!

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#1587 + (+21)/29 - [ Report ]

// Conversation on the bus about curly-haired girls being smart in general

Someone: Nora's an anomaly.
Nora (curly-haired): What's anomaly?

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#1300 + (−12)/24 - [ Report ]

David Sterling: Wouldn't it be funny if Mr Latimer was like 'Hey guys, we're gonna have some fun!' and then we're like 'But Mr. Latimer, we just got off the bus!' and he's like 'Yeah, I know.' and then he opened the bus window and flew out? Hahahahaha...(pause)...You aren't seeing this the same way I am, are you?

Tags: bus david_sterling latimer
#992 + (−1)/11 - [ Report ]

// On the bus, N is playing a computer game and two guys (J, T) and a girl (E) are watching.

J: He's a l33t haxxor.
N: Say that again and I will hit you.
E: Look at his l33t haxxor skillz.
N: ...
T: Hey. Unfair invocation of the "don't hit girls" rule.

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