TJbash.org - Quote Repository: Search Results

Search Results

#5253 + (−2)/48 - [ Report ]

// Matt and Derek are carrying a large mirror down a flight of stairs. Matt is looking up into the mirror.
Matt: Does the Bloody Mary thing only work on Halloween?
Derek: The what thing?
Matt: Bloody Mary.
Derek: What thing?
Matt: ...

Tags: derek_morris matt_spain
#4664 + (+23)/47 - [ Report ]

dmorris:  rwosofl
creffett:  ?
dmorris:  rolling without slipping on the floor laughing
           it's easier to model than just rofl
creffett: ......

Tags: chris_reffett derek_morris physics
#4104 + (+29)/53 - [ Report ]

dmorris: So in real news, the North-Korean-run MyDoom botnet just self-destructed
dmorris: In an update to the malware, included was a program which destroyed all data on your computer
dmorris: It overwrote all attached drives with "memory of the independence day", followed by as many "U" characters as it took to fill up the rest of the drive
dmorris: so in Communist North Korea, virus writes U!

Tags: derek_morris