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• #5826 + (+11)/13 - [ Report ]

  Donohue: Everyone turn in your homework within this week, I have to send your grades to the computer in the sky!

  Tags: donohue

• #5307 + (+31)/49 - [ Report ]

  // Donohue passing back test corrections in AB Calc
  Donohue: I graded these nonstop all weekend! I even dreamed I was grading them at a wedding. It was my own wedding and I was grading papers!
  Donohue: My mom had fainted and her body was lying across the pew, and as soon as I saw she was okay, I went right back to grading papers.

  Tags: donohue

• #4842 + (+19)/19 - [ Report ]

  // In math class coming back from break, Mrs. Donohue is talking to children who stayed in
  Mrs. Donohue: ...and so, if you ever commit a crime that's how you don't get caught.
  Students: ???
  Mrs. Donohue: Don't say you didn't ever learn anything in math class.

  Tags: donohue

• #4238 + (+15)/25 - [ Report ]

  // The class is about to take a test
  Donohue: Any questions?
  A: Yeah, my calculator isn't working. It won't graph anything!
  Donohue: Oh, don't worry. The mice in there are on something.

  Tags: donohue math

• #4236 + (+26)/28 - [ Report ]

  // AP Calculus AB
  Mrs. Donohue: Have you guys ever seen Mr. Rogers' show? Well, we're going to get on the trolley to make-believe land so that the origin of the graph is here.

  Tags: donohue

• #3920 + (+49)/57 - [ Report ]

  Mrs. Donohue: There's a lot of D's and F's in this class, so I'm giving you a test next week.
  Student: What's it on?
  Mrs. Donohue: Calculus.
  Class:...
  Mrs. Donohue: Just know it all.

  Tags: calculus donohue

• #3561 + (+85)/93 - [ Report ]

  // In B Block Study Hall
  Ms. Donohue:  And you are...?
  Autumn:  Autumn.
  Ms. Donohue:  I have an Autumn!  She sits right over there!  And her last name starts with a C too!
  Autumn:  That's me.
  Ms. Donohue:  Oh.

  Tags: donohue

• #3037 + (+40)/42 - [ Report ]

  Mrs. Donohue: So, last year I told the freshmen guys not to beat up my son in football because he was playing for another team and it must have worked because he scored two home runs.
  Class: You mean touchdowns?
  Mrs. Donohue: Oh, whatever, same thing.

  Tags: donohue

• #1560 + (+24)/28 - [ Report ]

  Mrs. Donohue: Think of integers like... hippies.
  Class: ...?
  Mrs. Donohue: Well they don't really care how much or how little of something they have, they just care how good or what the stuff is.
  Class: ...?

  Tags: donohue

• #1391 + (+87)/89 - [ Report ]

  // Mrs. Donohue catches Brian talking in class
  Brian: How did she know...?
  Mrs. Donohue: If you were doing your algebra, you wouldn't be smiling.

  Tags: donohue math

• #844 + (+20)/22 - [ Report ]

  // Alg 2 class, Mrs. Donohue is commenting on everyone's glazed looks
  
  Mrs. Donohue: You guys need to bring in something like coffee or some other drug---
  *pause*
  Mrs. Donohue: ...some drink with caffeine in it because I'm getting all these Dunkin Donuts looks from you guys, all glazed over.
  Mrs. Donohue: ...don't quote me on that.

  Tags: donohue

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