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#2148 + ()/38 - [ Report ]
Coach East: See, you guys don't understand. Going to Jefferson, it offers you so much f**king protection. See I graduated from Lee. If I had gone there with hair like that [Hippy Hoehn], they would have cut it off. F**king tied me up and cut it off.
Hippy: Is that why you don't have any hair?
Coach East: Yes. It was a traumatic experience. I have not been able to grow hair ever since. *Throws gatorade bottle at Mac* What the f**k are you laughing at? -
#2118 + ()/50 - [ Report ]
// Helmets only football practice
*Jamahl runs on field wearing jean shorts*
Coach East: Jamahl, are you wearing JEAN SHORTS to football practice??
Jamahl: Well, yeah.
Coach East: The last guy I knew who wore jean shorts was gay.
Jamahl: Really?
Coach East: Is it inaccurate that you are a fan of men?
Jamahl: NO!
Jamahl: Wait, I mean...
