Dr. Fornshell, 1999: "Today we will see a film. It is a black and white film of a man lecturing on physics. Hey, at least it's a talkie."
Dr. Fornshell[physics teacher, ret.], 1999: "Unfortunately, guidance would not let me drop physics."
Dr. Fornshell, 1999: (while swinging a computer mouse to demonstrate a pendulum) "See - I am using technology to teach you about physics."
