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#3170 + ()/94 - [ Report ]
// On senior switch day; Ed has combed his hair like Mr. Frels and they are sitting next to each other
Amanda: Hmm, your parts go in different directions.
Mr. Frels: Gross! Inappropriate comment! And how do you know that anyway?
Amanda: I'm sitting here looking at them..
Mr. Frels: What? No, gross!
Ed: ...she's talking about our hair... -
#3087 + ()/17 - [ Report ]
// In choir, listening to a recording of a German song with a very strong alto section
Mr. Frels: We'll have the first case of steroid abuse in choir--for the altos.
// Later in the song
Mr. Frels: These women sing so strongly because they were raised to bear lots of children. -
#2792 + ()/34 - [ Report ]
// In the middle of warm-ups, Marisa's binder slips out of her lap and hits her foot, causing a small commotion
Mr. Frels: *glares*
*walks over*
Don't drop your folder on your toe like THAT-
*picks up binder*
Do it like THIS
*mimes slamming the binder onto her foot*
// Marisa is dying of laughter
Mr. Frels: Oh please... You've been smoking so much crack you didn't even feel that... -
#1770 + ()/236 - [ Report ]
Mr. Frels: Right now, you guys sound like...
*glances nervously at door*
You sound like...
*glances at door again*
Hold on a second.
*closes door*
*door stays partly open*
You sound like...
*notices that door is open*
*fully shuts door*
...You sound like shit. Excuse my language. -
#1664 + ()/13 - [ Report ]
// Regarding pronunciation in TJ's new alma mater
Mr. Frels: Make sure you make it two syllables: Colon-ials.
Alexa: It's like, Cologne, y'alls!
Mr. Frels: That sounds like something you would do to your colon... Colonyalls.
...Maybe there are some thoughts that are better kept to yourself... -
#1382 + ()/50 - [ Report ]
// Alexa finds writing in her Requiem score that says "This is boring and ugly" and "666", and points it out to Mr. Frels
Mr. Frels: Oh, that's my music!
Alexa: ...but here it says "I worship the devil"...
Mr. Frels: Yeah; I'm going to start the FDWA, Fellowship of Devil Worshipping Athletes.
