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// In Driver's Ed, on the subject of brake failure
Ms. Horton: Hit soft things if you can't stop. Hit bushes. Or people. Little people preferrably, because they go under the car and get stuck in the wheels. Big people just fly over it.
// In reference to the case in which someone spilled coffee in her lap, was burned, and sued McDonalds for having hot coffee
Ms. Horton: It's just stupid. Who would ever want to put anything hot or warm between their legs? ...oh wait, nevermind.
