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#4867 + ()/57 - [ Report ]
// Using a peach, a plum, and a nectarine to explain resonance
Dr. Jones: A nectarine does not switch between a peach and a plum! It does not go peach-plum-peach-plum! It does not flash like a sign to a strip club!
*class perks up*
Dr. Jones: *realizing what she said, looks shocked* -
#4392 + ()/43 - [ Report ]
// Regarding Chem I worksheet
Dr. Jones: So we have this empirical formula HO. Oh, that sounds kind of funny. So we have this HO, and to get this molecule here *points at board* we have to take two HOs. Well, actually, maybe they should stay apart. Two HOs together are never good... -
#4332 + ()/39 - [ Report ]
// Dr. Jones explaining a chem lab
Dr. Jones: Every year I have people who say 'The precipitate disappeared, but nothing happened!' Guys, if the precipitate disappeared, did something happen?
Everyone: Yes...
Dr. Jones: I'm like WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING? If the precipitate disappeared, that means something happened! -
#1061 + ()/40 - [ Report ]
Dr. Jones: Why do we not use hair dryers or other electronics in the bathtub? Because bathwater is an electrolyte and we can electrocute ourselves.
(class giggles a bit)
Dr. Jones: I can always wake you up by mentioning something violent. It's quite disturbing how people perk up.
