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// Story time in Organic Chemistry
Dr. Kennedy: So I visited this place in Alaska actually called Cold Feet and bought a t-shirt. I kinda ended up wearing it on my wedding day. My wife was not amused.
// Dr. Kennedy slips out of class. He quickly returns with a cookie.
Some people: COOKIE!!!
Somebody: Wait, we can eat in the lab?
Dr. K: I try to discourage it. *nibbles on cookie*
// Talking about leaving the gas on in the chem room. There are fume hoods.
Dr. Kennedy: Or what if one of the janitors came in here and started smokin' it up in da hood?
// Discussing lab safety in Organic Chem
Dr. K: I have a song for all you idiots in the lab: "If you're a jackass and you know it clap your hands!"
Student who wasn't paying attention: *clap, clap*