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#2625 + (+65)/73 - [ Report ]

// During summer chem, everybody gets back a grade sheet; Luke's grade is 99.59
// Afterwards, a bunch of girls start crowding around Victor Hsu
Luke: Man, if I had over a hundred, I'd have girls all over me too...

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#2243 + (+152)/182 - [ Report ]

Luke Cheng: So you know in Star Wars where Palpatine is all like "I AM the Senate!"
Renjie You: Yeah...?
Luke Cheng: So I was thinking, what if the Hungarian president wanted to declare war on like Germany and his cabinet was like "You need the consent of the people of Hungary...!" and he was like "I AM HUNGARY"
Renjie You: You're retarded.

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