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#3214 + (+55)/67 - [ Report ]

Mr. Rosenfeld: So, for those of you behind on news from Europe, France has apparently been getting nailed by some huge storm or somesuch.
Ian, loudly: Have they surrendered yet?

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#1784 + (+55)/59 - [ Report ]

*students all say what they did over the memorial day weekend*
Mr. Rosenfeld: I had a great time with my family, especially since my wife's husband took over the chore of playing with the kids...
Students: Your wife has another husband...?
Mr. Rosenfeld: *stutter*
// He meant to say his sister's husband

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#1483 + (+42)/46 - [ Report ]

// Leaving Classic Rock Appreciation
Mr. Rosenfeld: Remember kids, Jimmy Paige is God.
A: I thought you said that Eric Clapton is God!
Mr. Rosenfeld: We're polytheistic here.

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#1129 + (+65)/67 - [ Report ]

// Regarding out interim grades in AP Lang
Mr. Rosenfeld: You guys really know how to put the "C" back in "senior"

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#1059 + (+37)/41 - [ Report ]

// In TA while it was snowing
Mr. Rosenfeld: Guys, I'm going to tell you this now: don't throw snowballs in school. And when you do, don't throw them at people's faces.

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