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#1247 + ( )/45 - [ Report ]
// In Driver's Ed.
Stetson: Did I give any of you drugs or alcohol?
*awkward pause followed by students cracking up*
Stetson: As a TOPIC! I meant as a topic!
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Stetson: Ok, you caught me. I'm a dealer.
Stetson: At least I didn't say, "Did I give any of you sex or STD's?" -
#1240 + ( )/120 - [ Report ]
// In Drivers Ed, discussing what to do when an emergency vehicle is coming
Ms. Stetson: People who don't pull over for emergency vehicles piss me off! They should pretend like the closest member of their family is in that ambulance!
Nick Brown: Why would my laptop be in an ambulance? -
#1221 + ( )/24 - [ Report ]
// Discussion in Driver's Ed
Ms. Stetson: Yeah, Massachusetts drivers are horrible. You know, in New England there are lots of those roundabouts... I was driving once with my young kids, and all the other drivers were giving each other the finger. And my daughter asked me what it meant. So I told her it meant you were probably a really lousy driver. And then she started giving the other drivers the finger! So I had to tell her, "Sorry, I told you wrong... " Hey, I thought I was Doing The Right Thing by not telling her...