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• #5391 + (+22)/24 - [ Report ]

  Mrs. Wu: Winning isn't everything... It's the only thing!

  Tags: wu

• #4835 + (+17)/27 - [ Report ]

  // Oceanography
  
  Dr. Wu *leaves the room* I'm going to the syslab.
  Samantha: It was nice knowing you.

  Tags: oceanography samantha_payne wu

• #4181 + (+16)/18 - [ Report ]

  // Mrs. Wu talking about her first scuba diving experience in the ocean with her professor
  Mrs. Wu: ...and I was on top of him the whole time! Like I was all over him!

  Tags: wu

• #4070 + (+25)/27 - [ Report ]

  // Now an eight year old quote
  Ms. Wu: Now estuaries are... well, estuaries are like pornography. You can't exactly describe it, but you'll know it when you see it.

  Tags: wu

• #2549 + (+20)/30 - [ Report ]

  Ms. Wu: I like to think estuaries are like pornography.
  Class: ....
  Wu: It's hard to define, but you know it when you see it.

  Tags: wu

• #1373 + (+92)/96 - [ Report ]

  // Wil has just spelled something wrong on the poster and is correcting it
  Mrs. Wu: That reminds me... Last weekend I had my son's 4th grade project meeting at our house. They had everything done nicely, there was only the title page left. And when it was done it said... "Colonial... *awkward pause*... Vagina". *puts face in hands* Anyway.

  Tags: wu

• #473 + (+20)/20 - [ Report ]

  Mrs. Wu, 1999:  "It may sound strange, but whales defecate at each other as signs of affection."

  Tags: wu

• #437 + (+21)/21 - [ Report ]

  // About whose mom is coming to the field trip
  Mrs. Wu: Is that "Mrs." or "Mr." Anderson?
  MC: You asked for a mom.
  Mrs. Wu: You never know these things.

  Tags: wu

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