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// Mr. Stueben is looking at syslab screensavers as Andy turns his test in.
Mr. Stueben: Look at this! It's just hypnotic, isn't it?
Andy: Whoa...
Mr. Stueben: *whispers* Follow Satan, kill all your friends, follow Satan, kill all your friends...
