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#733 + ()/53 - [ Report ]
// In AP French, the class has just finished discussing a poem in which someone gets a letter of rejection from a lover and kills himself. The following conversation is translated:
M. Beeckman: Imagine you are the person getting the letter. What would you do in this case?
N (girl): Um, I would run off with the gardener.
M. Beeckman: But what if your gardener wrote the letter?
N: I'd go with... the milk man.
// Later
M. Beeckman: What would YOU do in this case?
J (guy): I'd do the same thing as her.
M. Beeckman: So you'd run off with her gardener.
J: Right.
M. Beeckman: Be careful, threes don't mix well. -
#648 + ()/15 - [ Report ]
// M. Beeckman, in the middle French class, addresses a student question, then turns it into a long lecture about culture.
M. Beeckman: There's more than one way to cut the cheese.
Class: *cracks up*
M. Beeckman: Well, brie cheese is really soft, and to give everyone the sweetest bit you have to cut it in wedges, and Roquefort...
