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#5757 + ()/192 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Struck has been a teacher for a looong time
Struck: Auerbach was a senior my first year here, and I had Razzino as a student.
Sangburm: Did you have Mr. Rose as a student too?
Struck: *throws everything off of Sangburm's desk; throws his water bottle across the room* -
#5433 + ()/52 - [ Report ]
// In English, discussing sexual scenes from The Catcher in the Rye
// Mr. Struck interrupts
Struck: I don't get how people are talking about this and giving me looks like they know more about it than I do.
Struck: ... I don't want to get graphic about it, but I AM a dad... -
#5408 + ()/58 - [ Report ]
// Talking about World War 1 in 20th Century World History
Mr. Struck: I will now go over what I call the "Powder Keg of Europe."
*draws a keg on the board*
Mr. Struck: Some of you seniors may discover objects of this shape next year. However, they will not be filled with powder. -
#5113 + ()/46 - [ Report ]
// Second week of school in US/VA HUM
Struck: Listen up! We have something very important to say!
Struck: If we ever happen to have a fire drill, we go this way, down the stairs.
Struck: Not like it would happen any time soon... But if we just so happened to be in this room during a fire drill, that's the way to go.
*Fire Alarm goes off* -
#5111 + ()/89 - [ Report ]
// US/VA HUM
// After Glazer makes announcement about how TJ teachers have won an award and we should thank them
// applause, Sra. Pou walks across hall.
Sra. Pou: Hey I didn't hear an applause! Did they clap for you?
Struck: Oh, yeah! We got a standing ovation and evertyhing!
Struck: they even threw money at us!
Sra. Pou: Awwwww.. Spanish people are poor. All my kids threw at me were tacos. -
#4781 + ()/25 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Miller has asked his students to come up with names of the opposite gender that they consider to be appealing
Mr. Miller: Why isn't anybody giving me any names?
Chris Reffett: I gave you two of them already, and you didn't like either of them!
Mr. Miller: Michelle Miller and Jane Struck -- just not working!
Mr. Struck: *stares* -
#4650 + ()/76 - [ Report ]
Sra. Pou: I took your son to his first cock fight in the Dominican Republic, as well as his first casino. He really likes to gamble.
Mr. Struck: Why would he gamble at a cock fight? Isn't that what a casino is for?
Sra. Pou: No... because... the people bet to see whichever cock is better...
Mr. Struck: Ahh... *walks out, then hurries back*
Mr. Struck: That's what she said.
*Sra. Pou looks sad* -
#4571 + ()/73 - [ Report ]
// DBQ Question: Analyze the effectiveness of political compromise in reducing sectional tensions in the period of 1820 - 1861.
Mr. Struck: So these are all examples of compromises that helped reduce sexual tens--
Class: HAHAHAHAHA.
Mr. Struck: *bangs head against his cubicle* I MEANT SECTIONAL TENSIONS! -
#4369 + ()/86 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Sleete pokes head into classroom door.
// Mr. Struck is mostly bald; Mr. Sleete is also mostly bald but less so.
Chris Reffett: You must be Mr. Struck's _old_ friend!
Sleete: I'm better looking.
Struck: Did you know you have a crop circle on the back of your head?
Sleete: Did you know you have a crap circle on the back of yours?
*Mr. Sleete walks out; Mr. Struck closes the door and puts the black lockdown cover over the window.* -
#4183 + ()/42 - [ Report ]
// In English, discussing literature
Miller: Mr. Struck, isn't it true that Freud based some of his theories on Shakespeare's plays?
Struck: (incredulously) Are you asking me? I have no idea!
Miller: (to class) And there are things like the Oedipus complex-
Struck: Do you want me to look on Wikipedia for you?
