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#4327 + ()/47 - [ Report ]
// English, Dr. Castaldo is lecturing about morals. A student happens to be using his cellphone under the desk at the time.
Dr. Castaldo: So it's important you always make the right decision- including not playing with your stuff under the table!
Class: ...
Dr. Castaldo: *realizes what she said* Oh dear... -
#2939 + ()/54 - [ Report ]
// Explaining legal aspects of murder in English
Dr. Castaldo: Second degree murder is like, I have a fight with my boyfriend. He says something terrible, I say something terrible, he says something terrible, I pick up a knife and stab him.
Dr. Castaldo: First degree murder is when I have a fight with my boyfriend, and I go home, and think to myself "he's such a horrible person". Then I call him up, tell him I apologize, invite him over for dinner, and poison his food. -
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// Dr. Castaldo gave us four weeks to write an 8 page research paper. This conversation took place 8PM the night before it was due.
Masanko0631: how far are you
PenguinNinja999: haven't done anything yet
PenguinNinja999: in fact, i hafta rewrite intro
PenguinNinja999: so im on 0 pages
PenguinNinja999: i just emailed her tho
PenguinNinja999: asking what my paper is supposed to be about
PenguinNinja999: in retrospect, that might not have been the brightest idea
