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// Mr. McFaden in the middle of giving a daily 5 point quiz:
Cheli Bleda: You're wearing brown pants with black shoes!
Mr. McFaden: What's wrong with my wife?
Kathy Bian: Is that a quiz question?
Jean Suh: She married you!