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#4959 + ()/46 - [ Report ]
// Talking about pregnancy and labor in FLE
Mr. McFaden: Many women are embarrassed about having their water break in public. Here's something you guys can do: When you're in the supermarket (and you won't be in many other places), buy a glass pickle jar. When the woman's water breaks, you step back and drop the pickle jar, and it makes a loud noise. Then she says, "You fool! You got pickle juice all over me!" -
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// Mr. McFaden is explaining homologous chromosomes
Mr. McFaden: You know how each chromosome matches the other one, just like your hands? I'll show you...
*holds out his pinkies* You've got your homologous pinkies...
*ring fingers* Ring fingers...
*middle fingers* Communicators... -
#3779 + ()/67 - [ Report ]
// Mr. McFaden is doing a pre-lab rundown in freshman Bio
McFaden: ...And what will happen once the nitrogen comes in contact with the chemical?
Student #1: It'll mix!
Student #2: It'll bubble!
Student #3 (female): It'll explode!
McFaden...that's a Y chromosome answer, young lady! -
#3760 + ()/67 - [ Report ]
// Students are asking Mr. McFaden questions in biology in the last period before a test
Student A: Will the Calvin Cycle be on the test?
Mr. McFaden: Yes.
Student B: Will we have to know about ferredoxin?
Mr. McFaden: Yes.
Student C: How many points will the test be?
Mr. McFaden: Yes. -
#3751 + ()/108 - [ Report ]
// During the middle of Biology class, Mr. McFaden asks Daniel about the stomata
Mr. McFaden: What happens to the stomata when its really hot outside?
Daniel: Um, it closes?
Mr. McFaden: What about when it's really cold outside?
Daniel: Uhhh, it shrivels up?
Mr. McFaden: No, you're thinking about something else. -
#3603 + ()/30 - [ Report ]
// Testing for pH in Bio, Mr. McFaden is explaining how the solution that the probe is stored in can damage the male reproductive system.
McFaden: So you may want to let the ladies clean this up if you spill it. But nothing's going to wither up and... eh, never mind, maybe they will.
