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#5834 + ()/44 - [ Report ]
// Acio chem, talking about the fail presentations he had to grade at VJAS
Acio: ...but the voltage is all about the electrodes, not the fruit! Then, she told me it had to do with the MASS of the fruit. I'm like OH. MY. GO-
Student: Well yeah Dr. Acio, that's why power plants are so big.
Acio: Yeah, you just go in there, open a door, and BAM, a big-ass WATERMELON sitting there! -
#4590 + ()/58 - [ Report ]
Dr. Acio: I once had a roommate who took organic chemistry with me. He told me that there was one concept he didn't understand until he was so drunk one night that it all came to him, and he thought "Aha!"
Student: Does this mean you're encouraging us to get drunk?
Dr. Acio: NO! -
#3925 + ()/51 - [ Report ]
// Dr. Acio is explaining about solutions
Dr. Acio: If you leave milk in the fridge for three to four weeks, you'll notice that it'll separate into two parts: the curds, and the whey.
Student: Just like Little Miss Muffet!
Dr. Acio: ...Yes, but about the solution...
Student #2: Wait, why didn't they just say "milk" instead of "curds and whey"?
Student #3: It wouldn't have rhymed!
// Class descends into a poetry discussion while Dr. Acio facepalms.
