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#4461 + ()/87 - [ Report ]
// Talking about lab safety
Mr. Kauffman: This stuff will dissolve flesh. You must wear a lab coat. One year at McLean I had this gang banger as one of my students. He spilled acid on his crotch. But luckily for some reason this gang decided to wear plastic pants that day. So he was okay. -
#4386 + ()/130 - [ Report ]
// During an AP Chem ideal gas laws lecture
Kauffman: And that's something you'll go into your freshman year chemistry class - Oh, by the way, if ever in the freshman year, some time in the middle of the night, you hear the chant, "Toga! Toga!" and you require an emergency toga, here's what you do.
*Proceeds to take out a bed sheet from nowhere and shows the class how to make an emergency toga in about 8 seconds*
Class: ...
*Almost gives Mr. Kauffman an ovation, but stops*
Kauffman: And now let's return to gas laws. Oh, and the bed sheet has to be twin sized. -
#4300 + ()/83 - [ Report ]
// In Chem, discussing Schrödinger's cat experiment.
Kauffman: *takes out finger puppet*
Kauffman: *high pitched voice* Hey kids, I'm Schrödinger's cat!
Kauffman: Now, is the cat alive or dead?
Kauffman: *high pitched voice* I'm alive, kids!
Kauffman: *chucks puppet at floor*
Kauffman: It's dead.
