Mrs. Gullickson (to Chris Wells), 1999: "Chris, is there a pair of silk stockings in your life?"
Mr. Struck, 1999: "Mrs. Gullickson, would you like to smack Mr. Wells?"
Mrs. Gullickson, 1999: "Could you speak really loud, Molly, as you undress your friend over there?"
Mrs. Gullickson, 1999: "You all know by now if I hate you, right?"
Mrs. Gullickson, 1999: "Over the weekend, Jennifer Michaels killed a chicken. We are now going to have a living sculpture of this event."
Mrs. Gullickson, 1999: "I'm hoping you'll be able to B.S. your way through it so we can get it over with."