Ms. Koepnick: He's not the sharpest knife on the tree.
Mrs. Koepnick: You guys would fight over how many ants were in a pile of ...ants!
Mrs. Koepnick: My husband fell off his pelvis and broke his bicycle, he tried to walk home that way but it didn't work...wait...
// AP psych Person: Yeah I've heard blind people complain that people talk really loud when they talk to them even when they're not deaf. Mrs. Koepnick: Yeah handicapped people complain about a lot of stuff.