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// Discussing Type A and Type B characteristics in psychology
Majeske: So when are you Type A?
Student: When I get to school, I guess.
Majeske: So when you turn on Braddock Road, do you rip open your jacket and display your Type A-ness?
Class: *explodes with laughter*
Class: ANUS!
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// Discussing the difference between empathy and sympathy
Majeske: There was a woman in Iowa or somewhere in the Midwest, they're all the same. She gave birth to a 14-pound baby.
Student: That's enormous!
Majeske: Enormous?! That's like giving birth to Dumbo! Okay, so who can empathize with the woman?
Student: An elephant? -
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// Discussing transgender children in Psych
Albert: I think that children who are transgender should wait to live their lives as the opposite gender, because surgeries such as phalloplasty are risky and purely cosmetic.
Mrs. Brown: You've been just waiting to say "phalloplasty," haven't you?
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// Psych class during summer school
Teacher: So these scientists had an experiment with monkeys where they had to work in order to get a banana. Over time, they noticed that the female monkeys were working less and less, but still recieved bananas. Curious, the scientists filmed the monkeys at night to see what was going on when they weren't there to observe the monkeys. The male monkeys would work for the banana and then trade it to the female monkey for sex: no banana, no sex. Basically, it was monkey prostitution.
Alex: *pulls banana from lunch and turns to classmate* Hey, Cayla...
