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// In response to TJTomorrow's article on the syslab: "rumor has it that many travel via a secret underground tunnel."
Logan: That's not true! We travel through the ventilation system!
Anon. Person: Dude, you need to get a girlfriend or something.
Logan: I have a girlfriend! Her name is Antigone, and she's mostly built of polycarbonate and silicon!
AP: ...
AP: That's great. Weird, but great.
Logan: And totally impromptu!
// Logan Kearsley maintains that you can't find things out on the internet:
Logan: "Do YOU know the heat of formation of aminoglucose? I don't know! Google doesn't know!"
