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#4768 + ()/131 - [ Report ]
// In the syslab, at the end of lunch
// phone rings
Student: *picks up phone* Hello. You have reached the computer systems lab, room 115. To speak to a human, please press one. [in Spanish] For Spanish, press two. [in German] For German, press three. [in English again] To hear your options again press--Hello? Oh, he is not here right now. Can I take a message? -
#4295 + ()/76 - [ Report ]
// A SysLab kid is visiting the robotics lab and gesturing with his calculator
// Goes to put calculator away
Student A: Wait, is that a calculator holster!?
Student B: Yeah, he actually has two. One's a backup. And he has a melee weapon.
Student B: Which is a sliderule.
// All laughing except Student A, who facepalms.
Student A: ...I don't go to this school. -
#3272 + ()/198 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Latimer is complaining that no one listens to research project presentations
Mr. Latimer: If a Systems Lab student gives a presentation in a forest, and no one listens, did they give their presentation?
Nick: How would you get a Syslab kid that far away from a computer to begin with? -
#3220 + ()/117 - [ Report ]
// Holding a trial in IRC over whether or not astebbin is Eliot Spitzer and Eliot Spitzer's wife
<+amcguiga> Would the witness please elaborate on the specific condition that was found to be true of Spitzer?
<@jcranmer> Objection, your honor. This witness is clearly incapable of saying anything other than yes.
<+amcguiga> bjones_: Are you working on your techlab?
<@jfbreese> Sustained. Witness, please describe spitzer/stebbins' anatomy in terms of yes and no.
<+amcguiga> Objection your Honor
<+bjones_> yes, i am working on my techlab, believe it or not
<+amcguiga> bjones is clearly incapable of answering now
<+amcguiga> *no
<@jfbreese> Sustained. Witness, please describe spitzer/stebbins' anatomy in terms of yes.
<+bjones_> yes
