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// During MUN in-house Nuclear Power Round, only the USA, Hungary, Sweden, and the Moon remain
Hungary: ... and we send the flying deer to soar over the USA and rain disease on all their citizens.
USA: Too bad for you, we just annexed Canada, which while adding nothing at all to our overall military readiness provided us with a safe haven from your death-bringing deer. We call upon our army of sharks with frickin' 'lasers' to destroy Hungary from the sea, and annex Alpha Centauri.
Moon: Due to the fact that Santa lives on the moon, all of the flying deer come home to us and Hungary is no more.
Hungary: What?!? You can't do that!
Chair: Yes, they can, but Santa Claus is now dead, so no more of that.
Moon: Santa Claus can't die!!
Chair: Well, I just killed him.
USA/Canada: We now ally ourselves with Optimus Prime and the Transformers to destroy the moon and all of Western Europe.
Sweden: We erect a shield around ourselves to protect ourselves from Canada, and nuke the entirety of Northern America!
Canada/Alpha Centauri: We annex Couruscant and use our fleet of nuclear Star Destroyers to systemically rid the Earth of all life.
Chair: Alpha Centauri wins. That was amazing.
