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#5341 + ( )/56 - [ Report ]
// Compsci, talking about numbering system with Mr. Rose
Mr. Rose: Why do we use base 10 numbers?
Student A: Because we have 10 fingers.
Mr. Rose: Why do the Mayans use base 20 numbers?
Student B: Because they have 10 fingers and 10 toes.
Mr. Rose: I heard the Sumerians used a base 60 numbering system.
Mr. Rose: They must have looked really funny! -
#1534 + ( )/84 - [ Report ]
// The Mr. Rose loop?
Mr. Rose: Why isn't it looping?
Brian: Well I-
Mr. Rose: Run it again.
*brian runs it*
Mr. Rose: Why isn't it looping?
Brian: I think its-
Mr. Rose: Run it again
*brian runs it*
Mr. Rose: Why isn't it looping?
Brian: My Syste-
Mr. Rose: Run it again
*brian runs it*
Mr. Rose: Why isn't it looping?
Mr. Rose: It would be much better if it looped, wouldn't it?
*Mr. Rose makes a X on Brian's yellow sheet*
*Brian takes out System. exit(0) from his code*
Brian: Mr. Rose, it works now
Mr. Rose: Wonderful!
Mr. Rose: Now your iterations are messed up!
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#420 + ( )/41 - [ Report ]
Mr. S. Rose: So, my friend told me this joke yesterday. How many Texas Aggies does it take to eat an armadilla?
// The class falls silent.
Mr. S. Rose: Three. One to eat the armadilla, one to look down the road to the left, and one to look down the road to the right.
// Unnatural silence. A kid raises his hand.
Kid: What's a Texas Aggie?