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#4657 + ()/15 - [ Report ]
// In physics talking about rotation and torque.
Scholla: So here's a wheelchair wheel. These things are hard to get. You sneak into a nursing home at night...
*Class laughs*
Scholla: ...and old people put up a fight, even when you try to convince them it's for a good cause... -
#4656 + ()/45 - [ Report ]
// After drawing a problem on the board in which a car is tied to a tree by some length of rope, and a force of 226N is acting on the rope, Spitz raises his hand.
Scholla: Yes?
Spitz: I was just wondering if those were fig trees.
Scholla: Fig trees?
Spitz: Yeah, because then it wold be 226 Fig Newtons. -
#4398 + ()/24 - [ Report ]
// Students are talking loudly during 8th period Physics tutoring
Mr. Scholla: Guys, quiet down, there's a student taking a test in here.
*Students continue talking*
Mr. Scholla: Unless you want me to come back there and open a can of whoopass on you.
Nathan: Let's keep all those cans of whoopass right where they are. -
#4218 + ()/43 - [ Report ]
// Physics, Mr. Rose is lecturing when Mr. Scholla comes in suddenly
Mr. Scholla: Mr. Rose, will you go to homecoming with me?
// Leaves as the class giggles
Mr. Rose: You know, some guys let themselves be wrapped around their girl's finger. Me, I don't let that happen *winks*
