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#5556 + ()/21 - [ Report ]
J. Rose: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages!
Amanda Hicks: What, are we at the circus or something?
J. Rose: No, it's just that I've always wanted to be able to say this: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages... and Amanda.
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Amanda: Awesome. -
#4902 + ()/118 - [ Report ]
// During the physics wave labs, it is near the end of an afterschool work session.
Mr. Rose: Come on, guys, you have 5 minutes left. If everyone isn't out of here by 6:00, I'll charge 5 bucks per head.
// The students do not listen and continue working.
Mr. Forbes: Make that five POINTS per head.
// Everyone gasps and immediately scrambles to get out -
#4792 + ()/20 - [ Report ]
// Discussing the lengthy physics lab reports students had to write
Mr. Rose: You know, I don't even get paid extra for the time I spend grading these. I get a fixed amount independent of the actual hours I spend working.
Student: Then what are you doing here?
Mr. Rose: *stops and stares at student* -
#4745 + ()/60 - [ Report ]
// Jad isn't paying attention during Physics
Mr. Rose: Jad, what are you up to? What are you doing?
Jad: Nothing! Physics!
*Mr. Rose takes the book Jad is reading under the desk*
Mr. Rose: What is this, Stephen Meyer, is this good?
Jad: Uh...
// The book is, of course, "Breaking Dawn" by Stephanie Meyer. -
#4218 + ()/43 - [ Report ]
// Physics, Mr. Rose is lecturing when Mr. Scholla comes in suddenly
Mr. Scholla: Mr. Rose, will you go to homecoming with me?
// Leaves as the class giggles
Mr. Rose: You know, some guys let themselves be wrapped around their girl's finger. Me, I don't let that happen *winks* -
#2775 + ()/68 - [ Report ]
// Doing the centripetal force demo (swinging a small platform by strings, an object is held on the platform)
Mr. Rose: Now I'm going to do this with a cup of water.
Class: Can you really do that?
Mr. Rose: *starts swinging* Sure, my hand-eye coordination is--
// Cup flies off the platform and at a student, spilling the water everywhere. -
#2529 + ()/134 - [ Report ]
// Doing wave labs in physics; A, B, and C are students.
Mr. Forbes: Well, I know you've been having trouble getting a good refraction pattern on Lab 4, so I want to show you guys a really good one. Come and see [A,B, and C]'s wave tank!
*everyone crowds around*
Mr. Forbes: Mr. Rose! Come in and see this!
*Mr. Rose comes in*
A: Can we leave this up all week?
B: Yeah, this is the best we've done in physics all year!
C: I should have brought my camera.
Forbes: Tell you what...we can keep it up and take readings for 5 days--
Rose: --once an hour--
Forbes: --and track the index of refraction--
Rose: --and figure out a formula--
Forbes & Rose together: --to correlate index of refraction to evaporation rate!!
Class: *silence*
A: Eeeeew...
B: o_0
C: Physics teachers... *rolls eyes*
