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#4369 + ()/86 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Sleete pokes head into classroom door.
// Mr. Struck is mostly bald; Mr. Sleete is also mostly bald but less so.
Chris Reffett: You must be Mr. Struck's _old_ friend!
Sleete: I'm better looking.
Struck: Did you know you have a crop circle on the back of your head?
Sleete: Did you know you have a crap circle on the back of yours?
*Mr. Sleete walks out; Mr. Struck closes the door and puts the black lockdown cover over the window.* -
#4234 + ()/47 - [ Report ]
// Discussing the Great Awakening in APUSH
Sleete: There were some major groups during this time. Those who resisted change were the Old Lights and those that favored change were the New Lights...
Sleete: ...and those that drank a lot were known as the "Bud" Lights
// Class laughs
Student: Really?
Sleete: What? Of course not! That was a joke! Please don't write that on the AP Exam -
#3826 + ()/41 - [ Report ]
// APUSH with Mr. Sleete
// Mr. Sleete makes a horrible pun.
Tejas: Please don't ever tell that pun again, Mr. Sleete. Please.
Deniz: I can feel the grade falling.
Mr. Sleete: I can hear it. EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee... poof.
Deniz: You should give him a dash. (the lowest AP grade)
Mr. Sleete: No, he came in here this morning and told me that he doesn't like Teddy Roosevelt, my favorite president. I'll invent something lower than a dash. I'll call it the Tejas. -
#3742 + ()/75 - [ Report ]
// Talking about Secret Snowflakes in WHG2 with Mr. Sleete (who's wearing red)
A: We should have Secret Snowflakes!
Mr. Sleete: Secret Snowflakes?
B: Nondenominational Secret Santas. Actually, why don't we just call it nondenominational fat guy in red with a big white beard?
Mr. Sleete: ...
Mr. Sleete: That's me. There goes your grade for the quarter... -
#3675 + ()/156 - [ Report ]
// The class is talking about Andrew Jackson's disastrous Inaugural Party
Sleete: Now for example, let's say your parents are going away for the weekend and you decide to have a little party. You only invite 10 friends, but how many do you think will show up?
Class: Like... 200
Student: ... Two.
*student looks down at the floor sadly* -
#3402 + ()/57 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Sleete's class is compiling a list of the most significant events in US history from 1998 to 2008. For fun, they add some "insignificant" events too.
Student: We were going to put "Mr. Sleete receives his first AARP magazine" on the list, but it didn't fall within the decade.
Mr. Sleete: So cruel, but it's true.
