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#5604 + ()/168 - [ Report ]
// In an email about a possible snow day:
Mr. Smith: Just like you guys, us teachers like to sleep in when we get a snow day. Mr. Rose is probably just getting out of his coffin in the cellar, Mr. Hannum is probably trimming his beard to make it look as evil as possible, and Dr. Osborne is doing his morning vocal-cord workout. -
#5440 + ()/53 - [ Report ]
// In Smith Physics
Mr. Smith (facing away from the class): So I've got K, q and uhh...uh..
Jay: R.
Mr. Smith: Thanks whoever that was, Jay or Ed..you sit right next to each other...
Jay: It was me, Ed's asleep.
Mr. Smith: Oh okay, well thank you, Jay.
Mr. Smith: ...go to hell, Ed. -
#5337 + ()/60 - [ Report ]
// Dr. Smith is giving a lecture on kinetic energy
Dr. Smith: If you jump off the log, you don't keep your kinetic energy. It gets transferred into things like acoustical energy.
Dr. Smith: So five miles away, a Native American puts his ear to the ground and says "Oh, white man jump off log." -
#5320 + ()/39 - [ Report ]
// Dr. Smith is replying to a series of questions he's been asked in emails with a mass email to all his students
Q. You said you got 5th period's data to fit the predicted slopes within about 10% for all three plots. I'm using 6th period's data and I can't get closer than about 20%.
A. That's not actually a question.
And later...
Q. Why are you so incredibly good-looking?
A. The orange vest helps, but it's mostly genetic.
