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#3289 + ()/86 - [ Report ]
Sra Pou: I calculated, and I found out that I'd make more money at McDonald's than here.
Class: !!!
Sra. Pou: And I'd get benefits! Free meals!
A: And you speak Spanish.
Sra Pou: Hey, you're right! Wait, that's racist... *pauses*
Sra Pou: Well then, I'd have a better chance of being a supervisor. -
#3169 + ()/18 - [ Report ]
// In Sen. Mateo's Spanish 2 class
Kevin Shu: Er, Senora, it's getting really hot in here...
Sen. Mateo: Open the door then,
// Kevin does so
Sen. Mateo: You, know, it IS really hot in here. I wish I could take off my shirt, but I can't. Well you know I can, but I can't
Dan: Por favor, NO!
Sen. Mateo: ... -
#1693 + ()/499 - [ Report ]
// In the middle of Spanish, Brendan passes a note to Nolan
Nolan: Sra. Pou, I think you should read this note Brendan passed me...
Brendan: No! I didn't write that!
Sra. Pou: (reading note to class) "Tu madre es gordo y homosexuál". Very well done, the note is even in Spanish! You even put an accent in homosexual! Now, the only thing wrong with it is it should be gorda, not gordo since it is tu madre, which is feminine. Muy bien!
// Sra. Pou hands note back to Nolan, Brendan sighs in relief. -
#1666 + ()/87 - [ Report ]
// During a Spanish test, a kid asks Sra. Pou about a confusing question
Kid: I don't remeber learning any verbs you do in bed.
Sra. Pou: Well we went over one verb you do in bed. I mean at your age, there's only so much you do in bed, I don't get why this is so confusing... -
#53 + ()/19 - [ Report ]
// For you AP Spanish people. Don't try understanding it if you're not taking Spanish.
thedantran: is the essay a timed writing?
mireiyuincorsica: i got the impression yes
thedantran: I thought she was saying we were going to write about a timer
thedantran: then I read the prompt
mireiyuincorsica: lol!!!!
mireiyuincorsica: si yo fuera un timer
mireiyuincorsica: sonó todo el dia.
mireiyuincorsica: insistirÃa en que la gente baila por lo menos diez minutos con yo en la mano antes de que termino de sonar.
mireiyuincorsica: no quieres que yo sea tu timer.
