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// About our English poems
Mrs. Stegall: Some of you did a good job and wrote some wonderful things. Some of you just did the assignment. Some of you haven't even turned it in. Those people are going to hell.
// At 10:05 on a JLC
Ms. Stegall: Ok, you all have a nice weekend now.
Students: Uhh...
Ms. Stegall: Damn it! I know why I didn't remember it was Thursday. Because I skipped JLC this morning. I just didn't feel like doing that again.
// People won't stop talking in class.
Ms. Stegall: I'm going to get a stun gun, and start pointing it at people who keep running their mouths.
Ms. Stegall: I have a stun gun. I use it in yearbook. It gets people working.
// James Cody walks into English 5 minutes late
Ms. Stegall: James.
James: ...Hello!...
Ms. Stegall: You're late. Next time you're late we're all gonna beat up on you.
Class: Really?
Ms. Stegall: You get extra credit if you hit him.
