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Evan: Renee Zellweger. She, like, sprang fully formed... from the thigh... of... Colonel Sanders
Sam: What the Hell are you talking about?
Mr. Tipler: Mmm... Chicken Thigh.
Mrs. Kreloff: You know Mr. Tipler, right?
Jim: Hey, isn't he the guy who wrote the physics book?
Mrs. Kreloff: Um, no, he was a music major at Harvard.
Jim: Well, that explains the physics book.
