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#5545 + ()/69 - [ Report ]
// Dr. Uston is lecturing on potential energy
Dr. Uston: At the same height, something on a cliff's edge has more potential energy than something further away.
Richard: *Corrects Dr. Uston with a rant too long to type out*
Dr. Uston: You're correct, but we don't need to be that technical in science. -
#5421 + ()/30 - [ Report ]
Dr. Uston: Dust mites are annoying pests, they can bite.
Class: ???
Dr. Uston: What, you've never woken up with dark red spots all over your body?
// Later
Dr. Uston: They've trained dogs to smell dust mites!
N: I think you're talking about bed bugs.
Dr. Uston: Don't dust mites bite? Why would I be talking about bedbugs? -
#5339 + ()/43 - [ Report ]
MN: But Dr. Uston, the paper says, "Put the correct fraction into the adjacent box."
Dr. Uston: Yes, but a decimal is more accurate than a fraction.
RW: No, it isn't.
Dr. Uston: Mostly in science we use decimals.
Dr. Uston: As AP Biology Students...
Class: It says put the fraction!
Dr. Uston: Technically a fraction is a decimal. -
#4757 + ()/82 - [ Report ]
// Talking about fingernails
Uston: Now, does anyone know the evolutionary purpose of fingernails?
Class:...
Uston: Well, if you were in a fight, what is the first thing you would do to the other guy?
Student: ...kick him between the legs?
Uston: No! You would poke the other guy in the eyes! The fingernails do a really great job at penetrating the eyeballs!
Class: *dumbfounded expression*
// Several minutes later
Uston: Now, does anyone know why we have evolved elbows?
Uston: Because if someone grabs you from behind, you can ELBOW them in the stomach!
Class: ................ -
#4098 + ()/111 - [ Report ]
Dr. Uston: My name is Dr. Uston. Please call me by this name, and nothing else. DOCTOR Uston.
Dr. Uston: And how do you talk to a DOCTOR? You use formal language. For example, you do not say "hey" or "what's up."
Student: WHASSUP???
Dr. Uston: Excuse me?!!
Student: I mean, what's up in the sky, Dr. Uston?
Dr. Uston: A school of birds, of course! -
#3668 + ()/218 - [ Report ]
// In AP Biology, Dr. Uston is typing up a "pop" quiz for the class. The projector, however, is on and the class sees the quiz as it is being written.
Class: *silently and furiously flips through biology book for the answers*
Dr. Uston: Okay! Here's a pop quiz!
Dr. Uston: *turns around*
Dr. Uston: Oh my... -
#2934 + ()/51 - [ Report ]
Aileen: Well Dr. Uston, we can't really force evolutionary genomics into some third world country because their governments are corrupt and we can't...
Dr. Uston: YES! Therefore leaders must have a heart that cares for the masses of these people...
Aileen: So you're suggesting that we replace the leaders?
Dr. Uston: YES! The underprivileged people should overthrow their government!
Class: ...
