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#4943 + ()/54 - [ Report ]
// Mrs. Waterfall explaining to CHUM how with age comes the ability to get away with pranks.
// On telephone with Security Office, after Mrs. Waterfall has seen custodians on the roof fixing something.
Waterfall: HELLO!! This is Milde Waterfall, room 205 calling to report VERY suspicious activity.
Waterfall: It is currently 1:35 and 25 seconds! There are several men on the roof, who we suspect are terrorists!
Waterfall: We have not confirmed yet, but they may be armed!
Waterfall: We have closed the blinds, locked the door, turned off the lights, and are lying underneath the desks.
Waterfall: Please send help immediately! -
#4243 + ()/12 - [ Report ]
// In Mrs. Waterfall's class discussing sharing vocab words
// Waterfall checks in on group in hall and tells them about indefatigable
// indefatigable is pronounced in-de-fa-tig-able, not in-de-fatigue-able
Waterfall: You all know how to say this right? It indefatigable, one kid in there keeps saying "In-de-faggotable"
Waterfall: Yeah, I dont know, he just can't seem to get the order right. -
#4196 + ()/91 - [ Report ]
// In Mrs. Waterfall's class, telling each other our new interests over the summer
// Mrs. Waterfall calls a student's name.
Student: ...Uh. I don't know.
Mrs. Waterfall: No new interest? Come on, you need to think of something.
Student: ...
// A long silence later
Mrs. Waterfall: The only conclusion I can come up with is that you're addicted to porn sites. Why else wouldn't you tell me? -
#2742 + ()/28 - [ Report ]
// Celebrating a birthday in the Gecan/Waterfall HUM
Waterfall: Well, Ms. Gecan is out sick today, so the picture and birthday hat will have to wait until she gets back.
Student: Why?
Waterfall: *points to big padlock and chain locking cabinet shut*
Waterfall: ...and I didn't bring my pistol in today...
