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#5584 + ( )/17 - [ Report ]
// Discussing an article about how mothers react to pictures of their own baby vs. other babies
S: You see a cute little baby and you go "Aww!" But you see your own baby and you go "Oh my little child! COME HERE!" The reaction is much different.
Dr. Cammer: ...Nahhh, I don't believe that.
S: Well why not?
Dr. C: All babies look alike. And they're all ugly. -
#4380 + ( )/17 - [ Report ]
// Dr. Cammer is going around to AP Bio classes to advertise the upcoming Amazon rain forest trip.
Dr. Cammer: It's a lot of fun! No hiking trails or anything like that-- pure bushwhacking through the jungle!
Student: Are there any reported deaths?
*Everyone laughs*
Dr. Cammer: Well... no _reported_ deaths... *winks* -
#1488 + ( )/244 - [ Report ]
// There's a big *bang* as the lightbulb in the projector explodes when Dr. Cammer turns it on. Everyone screams and Dr. Cammer is cowering in fear, holding his stomach. Everyone stares at him.
Dr. Cammer: Well, you know, you hear these stories about students shooting their teachers...