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• #5507 + (+58)/58 - [ Report ]

  // Answering a question about using two condoms
  Dr. Wood: No, never do that. That is not safe. In fact, the next time someone says something wrong, you can say "That's double condom wrong."

  Tags: fle wood

• #5347 + (+103)/105 - [ Report ]

  // FLE in 10th grade health
  Mr. Rapp: Okay, so now give me some reasons for having sex.
  Student: Exercise?
  Mr. Rapp: Someone says that in every class. For the 30 seconds you're going to last, you won't burn many calories.

  Tags: fle rapp

• #4968 + (+56)/74 - [ Report ]

  // FLE with Dr. Wood
  
  Dr. Wood: Pretend my face is the cervix. In some women the cervix is irregularly shaped and not facing the proper direction. So the ejaculation from the penis could hit me on the cheeks, on top of my head, on the bottom, on my neck...

  Tags: fle wood

• #4959 + (+40)/46 - [ Report ]

  // Talking about pregnancy and labor in FLE
  Mr. McFaden: Many women are embarrassed about having their water break in public.  Here's something you guys can do: When you're in the supermarket (and you won't be in many other places), buy a glass pickle jar. When the woman's water breaks, you step back and drop the pickle jar, and it makes a loud noise. Then she says, "You fool!  You got pickle juice all over me!"

  Tags: fle mcfaden

• #4932 + (+221)/227 - [ Report ]

  // During FLE with Dr. Wood
  
  Dr. Wood: The vagina isn't so deep, so the guy only needs to go in a little bit. The rest of the penis is waste.
  Asian student: YES!

  Tags: fle wood

• #4891 + (+8)/42 - [ Report ]

  // During FLE, Dr. Wood has received a question about the average size of the vagina
  
  Dr. Wood: Well it's like the esophagus. It expands and contracts to match the size and shape of whatever goes in.
  Student: Oh really? So could I go in?

  Tags: fle wood

• #4082 + (+77)/81 - [ Report ]

  // After watching the "No Means No" video in FLE
  // Ed is wearing fake bling for Romeo and Juliet performance later that day
  Ms. Locklear: You look very pretty today, Ed.
  *silence*
  Ed: No means no, Ms. Locklear.

  Tags: fle locklear

• #4068 + (+55)/73 - [ Report ]

  // FLE with Ms. Rosenblum
  Ms. Rosenblum: Everyone is female when they're first forming in the uterus, so female is like the default setting.
  Gabe: So being male is like an upgrade?
  Class: Oooooooh!
  Ms. Rosenblum: *sigh*

  Tags: fle rosenblum

• #3999 + (+29)/35 - [ Report ]

  // In tech, talking about microcontroller pins
  Karishma: So what's the difference between a female and a male pin?
  Mr. Lewis: Well males plug into things and females get plugged into.
  Karishma: ... ok!
  Mr. Lewis: ... don't worry, you'll learn more about this in FLE.

  Tags: fle lewis

• #3334 + (+70)/74 - [ Report ]

  Ms. Glatter: I’ll save FLE for right before the prom – so we can cover everything you need to know.

  Tags: fle glatter

• #3113 + (+60)/64 - [ Report ]

  Dr. Wood: My sister once told me she wanted to have kids with blue eyes, even though both she and her husband had brown eyes, so I told her she should talk to the milk man.
  Class: ...
  Dr. Wood: It's an FLE thing.

  Tags: fle wood

• #2525 + (+73)/79 - [ Report ]

  // During a FLE discussion with Ms. Stevens
  Stevens: Yeah, I hate this diagram because the penis is circumcised and you aren't born that way.  So I am going to draw my penis on the board.
  Students: *giggle*
  Stevens: What?

  Tags: fle stevens

• #2474 + (+37)/51 - [ Report ]

  // During FLE
  Dr. Wood: The vagina is what receives the penis and what the baby passes through to leave the body. So you see, penis IN, baby OUT, they go together.

  Tags: fle wood

• #1925 + (+365)/1051 - [ Report ]

  Nihaar: Forget MUN and math team and debate. We should start an FLE club. And watch educational videos.

  Tags: fle

• #1750 + (+37)/49 - [ Report ]

  // Talking about FLE for seniors
  Mr. Lamb: ... and then we'll have some HIV-positive people come in to scare you straight.

  Tags: fle lamb

• #752 + (+36)/36 - [ Report ]

  Tim: Is there an FLE in AP Biology?
  Dr. Cammer: Yes, but it's called sex. And there's lots of it.

  Tags: cammer fle

• #510 + (+54)/56 - [ Report ]

  // In FLE
  Mr. McFaden: By the way, at the bottom of the bladder is a sphincter. When it relaxes, you pee. During intercourse, it remains closed so you cannot pee. So you have to make a choice, either go the bathroom or have sex.

  Tags: fle mcfaden

• #455 + (+128)/132 - [ Report ]

  // Dr. Wood during FLE, 2003
  
  Boy: Dr. Wood, can you explain circumcision to us?
  Dr. Wood: Pretend I'm a penis. If I'm wearing a turtleneck, I haven't been circumsized... if I'm wearing a crew neck, I have.
  Class: o.O

  Tags: fle wood

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