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• #5603 + (+175)/179 - [ Report ]

  // Freshman girl walks into Mr. Lewis' room on a red day
  FG: Um, is Mr. Lewis here?
  Mr. Kosek: No, he's in a different room on red days. For today, this is Mr. Kosek's room.
  FG: Wait! You're Mr. Kosek? Whoa, they were right!
  Mr. Kosek: ....who was right about what?
  FG: NEVERMIND.

  Tags: kosek

• #5383 + (+76)/78 - [ Report ]

  // IBET is setting up Christmas lights all around the classroom and programming relays so they flash on and off to the tune of "Blue Christmas"
  Class: Isn't this kind of a huge fire hazard?
  Kosek: (Brightly) Oh, yeah, completely. But I don't really care.

  Tags: kosek

• #4988 + (+19)/33 - [ Report ]

  // Mr. Kosek advising the class to store their robots carefully.
  Mr. Kosek: Treat your robot as if it were a puppy, or a kitten, or a baby!
  Student: I don't really like kittens.
  Mr. Kosek: (smiling) That's okay, I don't like babies!

  Tags: kosek

• #4844 + (+65)/65 - [ Report ]

  // Discussing going out to eat before lock-in
  Kosek: I just want you guys to be careful crossing the streets! I've seen some TJ kids cross the street, and it looked like they were playing Frogger or something...

  Tags: kosek

• #4583 + (+8)/78 - [ Report ]

  // While helping a student search for a pair of boots in the boot room
  Mr. Kosek: Why hello, Mr. Boot! Aren't you a cute little boot? Where's your partner, Mr. Boot? Aw, you're so adorable!

  Tags: kosek

• #4498 + (+58)/64 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Kosek: Current flows. Voltage doesn't. Voltage just IS. Like Winnie-the-Pooh. Pooh. Just. Is.

  Tags: kosek

• #4438 + (+82)/88 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Kosek: I ate sooo much chocolate during lunch today. I feel like my stomach is going to explode. I even ate some of Ms. Rosenblum's stash.
  Everyone: Ms. Rosenblum has a stash of chocolate?!
  Mr. Kosek: Not anymore...

  Tags: kosek rosenblum

• #4013 + (+54)/60 - [ Report ]

  // Ms. Iorga is giving instructions in the cafeteria while we're in formal attire
  Daniel: Can we change clothes?
  Ms. Iorga: Yes, but only go one or two at a time, not groups of five.  I know that's more fun, but I really don't want any group orgies in here.
  Class: *laughs*
  Ms. Rosenblum and Mr. Kosek: *shocked expressions*

  Tags: ibet iorga kosek rosenblum

• #3555 + (+52)/54 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Kosek: So, in reality, the lightbulb is just a glorified resistor.
  Gabe: Wait, you mean there aren't leprechauns in them?
  Kosek: No.
  *Kosek does a random dance*
  Class: O.o
  Kosek: I don't know, is that what leprechauns do?

  Tags: kosek

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