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#2531 + ()/68 - [ Report ]
// Warming up and throwing before Ultimate practice
// Baggy (Mr. Bagden) has been trying to get us to stop being nerds all season.
Sean: Hey Baggy, you know what's crazy? Relativity.
Mr. Bagden: No, really?
Sean: Yeah, but I understand the light clock experiment.
Mr. Bagden: I find you don't really get it until you construct a time-space field--NO! WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW! -
#2456 + ()/47 - [ Report ]
// All Things Band Night
Parent: About what percentage of the kids in the band program march?
Ms. Ulrey: I don't really know . . .
Mr. Reinsel: Oh, hey, I've got some numbers. Let's see, there are about 100 kids who march, and a total of around 160 kids in the band program, so about two thirds.
Sean: Wait . . .
Sean: SIXTY-TWO POINT FIVE! -
#1744 + ()/34 - [ Report ]
// During HUM Ethan puts apple sticker in Sean's hair
// Sean attempts to get apple sticker out of hair by shaking head violently
Mr. McCarthy: *remove sticker from hair* Wow, this looks like a fruit label. How did this get in your hair?
Sean: Divine intervention.
Ethan: Sweet! He just called me God! -
#1688 + ()/34 - [ Report ]
// Sean's philosophy on procrastinating
"I think I should put stuff off until the absolute last minute. What if I were to die? If I died and had spent my last hours on Earth doing a stupid assignment I didn't even need to turn in I would be pretty pissed off. I believe in living it up while I'm still alive." -
#1528 + ()/58 - [ Report ]
// Riding home from wrestling practice, car next to us is blasting rap
Johnny: *acts ghetto*
Sean: Knock it off! You're gonna get us shot.
// At that precise moment, What is Love starts blasting from our stereo
Sean and Johnny: CRAP! *dive for volume control*
Johnny: Yeah, I'm gonna get us shot...
