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#2998 + ()/58 - [ Report ]
Dr. Wood: So it was very hot during the Symposium, and this girl took off her coat.
Class: *Not really paying attention*
Dr. Wood: And then everyone gasped...because she needed a bra, but she wasn't wearing one...
Class: !!!
Dr. Wood: So, don't act like the salesperson who sold two things at once, a couch and herself... -
#2547 + ()/244 - [ Report ]
// Dr. Wood is answering questions in FLE and Danny is absent
Dr. Wood: I've had a lot of questions about when you know you're masturbating excessively. You know you're masturbating too much when it interferes with work, or school, or other things. So if it's preventing you from coming to school, you know you've been masturbating way too much.
*Everyone looks at Danny's empty seat*
Aviv: Danny!
*Everyone cracks up, including Dr. Wood*
Dr. Wood: That was a low blow. -
#2259 + ()/59 - [ Report ]
// Dr. Wood is discussing proper dress for presentations and length of skirts for girls
Dr. Wood: A salesman once said that if a woman walks in with a skirt above her knee and tries to sell you something, she's selling you two things at once
Aviv: Isn't that good?
Class: ...!
Aviv: ...I'd buy it... -
#2167 + ()/66 - [ Report ]
// In Dr. Wood's class, just chilling for a while. Justin has just started playing Counterstrike Source
Justin: OH DUDE CSS IS SO AWESOME! I HAD A DREAM ABOUT IT!
Danny: Was that your wet dream?
Dr. Wood (who had been listening in): Oh! We'll be learning more about those in May!
