Search Results
-
#1676 + ()/66 - [ Report ]
// On the bus
Jack Breese: *takes several dollar bills out of his wallet and stares at them in horror*
Oh no, I've sold the root password for the MIPS cluster to Starbucks! I wrote it on a five dollar bill because I thought I'd never spend it... I must have given it to them when I asked for change! -
#1659 + ()/20 - [ Report ]
// AntarcticPhoenix and tubaplayer152 live two streets away...
tubaplayer152: holy shit
tubaplayer152: icecream man ftw
tubaplayer152: brb
tubaplayer152: damn, he went away
// About 5 minutes later
AntarcticPhoenix: i hear the icecreamguy
AntarcticPhoenix: ha, we stole him
tubaplayer152: you bastard!
AntarcticPhoenix: meh, i'm not getting up
tubaplayer152: I'll scp you a few dollars if you get me something
AntarcticPhoenix: i've tried to ftp icecream
AntarcticPhoenix: it doesn't work
tubaplayer152: damn -
#1657 + ()/14 - [ Report ]
// Talking about a really hacked "terminal server" type thing for Mac OS X found on a website
AntarcticPhoenix: it's just launching multiple sessions on the same box with user switching
AntarcticPhoenix: and vnc to them...
AntarcticPhoenix: why would you want to do that with vnc?
tubaplayer152: the same reason why you would install linux on a dead badger -
#330 + ()/14 - [ Report ]
tubaplayer152: dude...
AntarcticPhoenix: hm?
tubaplayer152: that was a general use dude. The kind that can mean "Hello", "Goodbye", "I want to have your babies", or anything else
tubaplayer152: it has no meaning
AntarcticPhoenix: ...
AntarcticPhoenix: go get your own babies
tubaplayer152: Where? 7-11?
AntarcticPhoenix: well, they have bawls....
tubaplayer152: among other things -
#205 + ()/33 - [ Report ]
Jack Breese: I was just cleaning my room, and I found a pair of pants I'd never seen before. And my mom was all "WTF! I'v never seen those either." I think I'll put them on ebay as haunted or something.
AntarcticPhoenix: o_O
Jack Breese: They were like, fat dude pants.
AntarcticPhoenix: they probably grew there
Jack Breese: wouldn't doubt it
AntarcticPhoenix: some of your other pants
AntarcticPhoenix: reproduced
AntarcticPhoenix: do pants spore?
Jack Breese: I'd bet they do. Asexual pants reproduction.
Jack Breese: Unless pants have penises.
Jack Breese: Do skirts have vaginas?
AntarcticPhoenix: .....
AntarcticPhoenix: o_O -
#69 + ()/63 - [ Report ]
// Jack Breese and Nathan Watson sitting at computers next to each other
Nathan: What's the address to that site?
Jack: Here... *highlights text and presses Ctrl-C*
Jack: Wait...
Nathan: Were you attempting to copy/paste that from your computer on to mine?
Jack: ...
Jack: No.
Nathan: You thought about it, didn't you?
