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#5389 + ( )/49 - [ Report ]
<eharmon> then again, compiling things is my job
<eharmon> so
<eharmon> maybe I should run gentoo for practice :P
<nwatson> but then your life would just be one long never ending fit of compilation
<nwatson> you'd get up one morning and try to compile your shoes or something -
#2084 + ( )/55 - [ Report ]
Nathan Watson: i was bored, so i started taking some kind of "should you go get IT certified?" quiz thing on monster.com
Nathan Watson: Microsoft VBScript runtime error '800a000d' Type mismatch: 'cint' /it/certquiz/answer.asp, line 31
Nathan Watson: i thought for a minute i had to fix it -
#1659 + ( )/20 - [ Report ]
// AntarcticPhoenix and tubaplayer152 live two streets away...
tubaplayer152: holy shit
tubaplayer152: icecream man ftw
tubaplayer152: brb
tubaplayer152: damn, he went away
// About 5 minutes later
AntarcticPhoenix: i hear the icecreamguy
AntarcticPhoenix: ha, we stole him
tubaplayer152: you bastard!
AntarcticPhoenix: meh, i'm not getting up
tubaplayer152: I'll scp you a few dollars if you get me something
AntarcticPhoenix: i've tried to ftp icecream
AntarcticPhoenix: it doesn't work
tubaplayer152: damn -
#1657 + ( )/14 - [ Report ]
// Talking about a really hacked "terminal server" type thing for Mac OS X found on a website
AntarcticPhoenix: it's just launching multiple sessions on the same box with user switching
AntarcticPhoenix: and vnc to them...
AntarcticPhoenix: why would you want to do that with vnc?
tubaplayer152: the same reason why you would install linux on a dead badger -
#964 + ( )/11 - [ Report ]
// Found in an AIM window upon arriving home, in its entirety
Martin Elthon: hello
AntarcticPhoenix <AUTO-REPLY>: ...
Martin Elthon: hmn
Martin Elthon: you appear to not be thinking
Martin Elthon: or have turned into a potato
Martin Elthon: one of the two
Martin Elthon: actually, they go hand in hand
Martin Elthon logged out. -
#881 + ( )/16 - [ Report ]
// In Amateur Radio Club, after Will is using a radio and the backlight cuts out and the display shows random LCD segments
Mr. Bosch: The gremlins are back...
Will: ...?
Mr. Bosch: The gremlins, the creatures that get inside things and mess them up.
Nathan: We need more fairies in here this year to fix that.
Mary: ...?
Nathan: Fairies do useful things, like labeling these: *picks up cable marked "USELESS"* -
#632 + ( )/31 - [ Report ]
AntarcticPhoenix: i was only trying to reconfigure x... i've just reinstalled half the system...
JasonGJi: well done
// Just a minute later
AntarcticPhoenix: i think it just installed tetris.
JasonGJi: woo, you did something right!
AntarcticPhoenix: yeah.
AntarcticPhoenix: well.
AntarcticPhoenix: the tetris installation worked.
AntarcticPhoenix: but i was trying to set the screen resolution. -
#330 + ( )/14 - [ Report ]
tubaplayer152: dude...
AntarcticPhoenix: hm?
tubaplayer152: that was a general use dude. The kind that can mean "Hello", "Goodbye", "I want to have your babies", or anything else
tubaplayer152: it has no meaning
AntarcticPhoenix: ...
AntarcticPhoenix: go get your own babies
tubaplayer152: Where? 7-11?
AntarcticPhoenix: well, they have bawls....
tubaplayer152: among other things -
#295 + ( )/21 - [ Report ]
// Talking about Mac OS X 10.4 on a dark & rainy night at around 11:45 PM
allmustbventured: and my dashboard weather widget definitely says it's sunny and cloudless right now in ashburn
allmustbventured: ashburn, virginia
AntarcticPhoenix: hm
AntarcticPhoenix: sunny
AntarcticPhoenix: er
AntarcticPhoenix: yes
AntarcticPhoenix: im using my solar powered flashlight right now
allmustbventured: you have a solar powered flashlight?
allmustbventured: man, that is so cool
allmustbventured: oh wait, i'm an idiot -
#205 + ( )/33 - [ Report ]
Jack Breese: I was just cleaning my room, and I found a pair of pants I'd never seen before. And my mom was all "WTF! I'v never seen those either." I think I'll put them on ebay as haunted or something.
AntarcticPhoenix: o_O
Jack Breese: They were like, fat dude pants.
AntarcticPhoenix: they probably grew there
Jack Breese: wouldn't doubt it
AntarcticPhoenix: some of your other pants
AntarcticPhoenix: reproduced
AntarcticPhoenix: do pants spore?
Jack Breese: I'd bet they do. Asexual pants reproduction.
Jack Breese: Unless pants have penises.
Jack Breese: Do skirts have vaginas?
AntarcticPhoenix: .....
AntarcticPhoenix: o_O -
#69 + ( )/63 - [ Report ]
// Jack Breese and Nathan Watson sitting at computers next to each other
Nathan: What's the address to that site?
Jack: Here... *highlights text and presses Ctrl-C*
Jack: Wait...
Nathan: Were you attempting to copy/paste that from your computer on to mine?
Jack: ...
Jack: No.
Nathan: You thought about it, didn't you?