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// AP Euro
Mr. Sacks: So you will give me your charts, and I will give more. This is so fun! Hashtag sarcasm.
Student: Do you have a twitter?
Mr. Sacks: Uhhh....don't go looking for it.

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#5903 + (+5)/11 - [ Report ]

// History, Mr. Sacks has a picture of a baby in a cross-section of a uterus on the board. (drawn by da Vinci)
Girl: What is that, is that a...?
Mr. Sacks: No, it's a baby in a coconut.

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#5897 + (+8)/16 - [ Report ]

// In Mr. Sacks's sophomore world history class, while looking at The Birth of Venus:
Mr. Sacks: A student in my previous class pointed out that she has really pretty hair. Well, I'd never really payed attention to her hair before...

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#5745 + (+17)/17 - [ Report ]

Mr. Sacks: ...so since the people had more leisure time due to the efficiency of machines, drinking became more prevalent. Alcohol was viewed as a sort of... lubrication of brotherhood.

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#5565 + (+13)/13 - [ Report ]

// Discussing why speeches, specifically Pericles', involve our past ancestors
A: To get our attention?
Sacks: Well, sex and the latest Nats game is probably going to get my attention more than dead ancestors...

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#5318 + (+21)/31 - [ Report ]

// Mr. Sacks discussing Robespierre in AP Euro

Mr. Sacks: He had a very strict moral code. He didn't drink, he didn't smoke, he didn't... whore. He wasn't even married. I don't think he ever had sex.
Mr. Sacks: I also never trust anyone who doesn't drink.

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#5087 + (+23)/29 - [ Report ]

// First day of World History 2 with Mr. Sacks, doing an icebreaker
Sacks: I'm a food whore. I'll eat anything and everything. Put something edible in the same room as me and I'll be the first at the table.
Student A: I can bake something and bring it in.
Sacks: Great!
Student B: How about fruit?
Sacks: *gags* Ugh, who eats that stuff?

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#4826 + (+36)/38 - [ Report ]

// regarding end-of-year 20th century projects
Sacks: You have to present on that day. If you've lost an arm, you sew it back on with your teeth.
Class: ...
Sacks: Or your other arm.

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#4623 + (+39)/45 - [ Report ]

Mr. Sacks: Well, you see, I got this shiny new coffee mug from one of my students, which is great. However, it's one of those teacher-themed cups that says "opens minds, inspires hearts," and that really isn't my deal at all.

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#4520 + (+67)/79 - [ Report ]

// After the moment of silence
Sacks: You know, we've been legally required to do the moment of silence for about ten years now. I did some calculations and that's 25 hours of my teaching career. 25 sad, wasted hours.

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#4449 + (+8)/16 - [ Report ]

// AP Euro has for some inexplicable reason decided to try to convince Mr. Sacks that November is "No Shave Month."
Sacks: No. You see, for me, November is "No Bathe Month." It makes things so much simpler.

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#4187 + (+86)/94 - [ Report ]

Mr. Sacks: For these study guides, you make work with ONLY one other partner! You can dump your partner at any time, but you may not have multiple partners at a time, because then you would be a slut.

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#4026 + (+24)/30 - [ Report ]

// Playing Scrabble
Mr. Sacks: Meth is by far our best option.

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#4014 + (+7)/23 - [ Report ]

// Hum 1, Mr. Sacks is lecturing about the feudal system
Mr. Sacks: So when lords give land to their subjects, the subjects in turn would sometimes give out a portion of their own land
// Draws an example on the board
Student: It's recursive!

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#3963 + (+47)/57 - [ Report ]

// Discussing the Korean War
Mr. Sacks: Don't be misled -- South Korea wasn't that prosperous or democratic.
Student: That's because they didn't have Starcraft then!

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#3940 + (+65)/71 - [ Report ]

// Last day before Spring Break, Mr. Sacks is asking about travel plans
Mr. Sacks: Anybody going out of the country?
Student: The syslab!
Mr. Sacks: That's not just another country, that's a whole other WORLD.

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#3916 + (+267)/271 - [ Report ]

Mr. Sacks: Why does no one ever invade Switzerland? Because they've got Swiss Army Knives. You don't want to be walking around in a mountain, some guy jumps out of a tree, goes yodeleehee-STAB. You want no part of that.

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#3862 + (+32)/34 - [ Report ]

// Mr. Sacks is explaining flexible identity in the 2oth century using a student as an example
Mr. Sacks: [Student] has red hair right now. He may be Catholic. He may be in Teenage Republicans. Heck, he's a boy. But in a few years, THAT MIGHT ALL CHANGE.

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#3853 + (+15)/27 - [ Report ]

// During history class
Mr. Sacks: Why did children work in the mines?
Student: Because you can always make more!

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#3852 + (+61)/67 - [ Report ]

// Discussing Mr. Sack's trip to the zoo during HUM
Mr. Sacks: I don't get it. Every once in a while we get lion cubs, or tiger cubs...but never baby pandas. I think China's trying to get back at us by sending us gay pandas.

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#3414 + (+27)/37 - [ Report ]

// Discussing Dr. Strangelove
Mr. Sacks: Someone give me an example of something turgid.
Student: Like...a wooden board?
Mr. Sacks: Yeah.....or....an ERECT PENIS!

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#3256 + (+71)/81 - [ Report ]

// Watching a movie about Stalin
Movie: He decided to go by Stalin - Man of Steel.
Mr. Sacks: That's what I want to go by. Man of Steel. Hey, what's Man of Steel in Spanish?
Student: We don't learn anything useful in Spanish.
// Mr. Sacks leaves class
// Later
Mr. Sacks: *stops movie* Okay class, it's 'hombre de acero.' All together: hombre de acero. That's what you call me when I start doing my pushups.

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#2861 + (+63)/67 - [ Report ]

// Discussing Renaissance art in HUM
Mr. Sacks: See, these two people are all tangled up in each other. kinda like snakes, don't you think?
Class: No.
Mr. Sacks: Ever seen snakes have sex?
Class: ...Very no.
Mr. Sacks: What did you DO when you were growing up?

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#2770 + (−4)/30 - [ Report ]

Mr. Sacks: So "empire" has been transferred into a beautiful woman and a fast machine - oh wait, that's the woman.

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#2769 + (+90)/92 - [ Report ]

// Discussing a piece of propaganda depicting Jessica Alba
Mr. Sacks: So what does Jessica Alba indirectly become in your mind?
Mr. Williams: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ...Oops...

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